Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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