Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
