we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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