Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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