before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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