Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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