Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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