Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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