He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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