What a fucking waste of an outfit
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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