Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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