Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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