I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
operation harelip BJ is a go
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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