so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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