So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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