i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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