Rock
Scissors
Fuck
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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