Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Green mimosas i think yes
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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