its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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