I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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