singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
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