You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I have post one night stand depression
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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