Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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