Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
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