The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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