belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
