No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
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