When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
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