I am in a vortex of obligation.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I party with great urgency now.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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