I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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