He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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