On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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