So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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