just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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