At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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