fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Randomize
