So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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