hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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