took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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