Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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