He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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