you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
