If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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