Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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