I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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