I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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