I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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