Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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