So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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