We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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