i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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